Saturday, June 11, 2011

going social, going service...

Being the typical software engineer to the very last fragment of my existence, the closest I have done to a social service was to transfer money online to a well advertised NGO which promised to send me an update of what was to be done with my money.
And so never having known how it feels to actually provide your services to the society, I ended up at a Royal English School in one of the narrow lanes of Brookfields. And no, as rich as the school name sounds to be and the location sounds like a rip from a hollywood flick, the school and the place were far from it.
A narrow little building housing classes 1 to 10 with a total of around 300 odd children from the so called lower to lower-middle strata of an Indian society.
Around 18 of us, with only a plan, a plan to bring joy into a day of these kids lives, marched into our respective classes.
I had no idea on how or what to do to keep 10-12 year old kids occupied, but from the moment I stepped in to when I got out, I had no trouble at all. The kids were so full of enthusiasm and vigor, that they filled up all the time with their laughter, antics, their innocent curiousness and the eagerness to showcase their talents. It was such joy to watch them play and perform. They din't need sophisticated toys or expensive gifts to make them happy, they just needed for someone to spend time with them, listen to them, play with them, encourage and appreciate them.
The day ended with the kids performing some group dances for us, and there was just no stopping them. They played to the tune of almost 10 songs, each with more energy than the last. And we gave them all some prizes and chocolates for all the effort they put up.
As one of my colleagues rightly put it, it was meant for us to 'IMPACT' their lives but they ended up impacting ours!
It was such a fulfilling experience, and I have to thank D for giving me this because otherwise I would have only found the easiest way out to social service viz some more online donations.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Royal wedding!

As that's what's been going on for a while now in all the newspapers and all the channels, I thought it would be a good idea to add to the commotion.
Date April 29th-2011
It just feels like the brit's live in a fairytale, totally oblivious to the world and it's happenings.
They are happy rambling on and I really mean ON about how pretty her dress is, how pretty the colour is, what shoes she's wearing, what make up she had on, what did she eat the night before, the day after and it just doesn't stop.
The whole country paused their lives for one whole day, in preparation and anticipation of a wedding, that's right, I said it!, in preparation of A wedding which to the rest of the world looked like, 2 normal people who by pure luck and luck alone happened to be associated with the royal family vowed to spend their lives together in a extravagent wedding.
Date May 13th-2011
Right, it's been 3 weeks already, but the country hasn't had enough yet. The rest of the world has moved on with IPL matches and Osama's death, but you still here news about the wedding and as the 'main' points were already tounched upon, what remains now is why Prince Harry was limping, whom Prince Harry is dating and Pippa's back side (?!), and all this news with such laborious detail that you would almost think that each of this is a whole event by itself.

The point is that, royality has come to being totally pointless.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

You are Famous!

Ever wondered how famous each one of us really is?
If you have visited 1 or 2 well known places in your life time, u can be sure that you are famous!
How?
Imagine you visited Eiffel tower once in your lifetime, you spent around 1 hour in the place. With the number of visitors storming the place from all around the world, the place is full of cameras and shots and flashes and poses and smiles.
So if you assume a rate of 1 snap taken in your direction every 5 mins, you would have been captured around 12 times within the hour into random photo shots. Now assuming that all these tourists head out home in different directions. Your photo has already spread into 12 random locations across the world. So you're already famous! But this doesn't end here.
Somtimes these photos find a place in chritmas and new year greetings which are further propogated in different directions.
And this could just go on!
So don't be suprised if you find yourself staring out of a strangers photograph who's sitting next to you in the bus. It's only because you are famous!
Q.E.D

Monday, January 17, 2011

gaming waming

the best video game you could play,
what you need?
a busy cross-road junction where atleast 5 roads meet..
2 strong glasses of long-island ice tea..
the traffic lights control..
a bloody sense of humour..

and, you are good to go!

game ends, when you create an unmanageable mess or you have to run to save your behind.. which ever happens first..

warning: this game was designed keeping in mind the mellowed down, traffic rules following bengaluru jantha..
tips if you want to move your gaming to other locations,
hyderabad- the video game would have a mind of it's own and you might then have to play it standing on a hill-top.
bihar- you might want to be well armed and shielded and at various points of time, it may seem like the video game is attacking you

best of luck, please do not try to get in touch with us in case of concerns, we have all migrated to mars..

i walk like a car..

with all the driving i do in the busy Bangalore roads .. constantly looking at one-ways .. constantly driving in big loops just to reach a spot which is a few feet away .. constantly dodging other vehicles and ignoring blaring horns ..
and always wondering if my car would fit into this small gap or that big crack..

i sometimes do hit upon a few chances when i get to walk the walk .. and when this happens, i find myself dutifully following one ways and laboriously walking through only those lanes where i would fit in if i was a car..
bah! time to migrate to a country side i suppose...