Monday, January 17, 2011

gaming waming

the best video game you could play,
what you need?
a busy cross-road junction where atleast 5 roads meet..
2 strong glasses of long-island ice tea..
the traffic lights control..
a bloody sense of humour..

and, you are good to go!

game ends, when you create an unmanageable mess or you have to run to save your behind.. which ever happens first..

warning: this game was designed keeping in mind the mellowed down, traffic rules following bengaluru jantha..
tips if you want to move your gaming to other locations,
hyderabad- the video game would have a mind of it's own and you might then have to play it standing on a hill-top.
bihar- you might want to be well armed and shielded and at various points of time, it may seem like the video game is attacking you

best of luck, please do not try to get in touch with us in case of concerns, we have all migrated to mars..

i walk like a car..

with all the driving i do in the busy Bangalore roads .. constantly looking at one-ways .. constantly driving in big loops just to reach a spot which is a few feet away .. constantly dodging other vehicles and ignoring blaring horns ..
and always wondering if my car would fit into this small gap or that big crack..

i sometimes do hit upon a few chances when i get to walk the walk .. and when this happens, i find myself dutifully following one ways and laboriously walking through only those lanes where i would fit in if i was a car..
bah! time to migrate to a country side i suppose...